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shhhmaine:

wafflehigh:

timothydelaghetto:

Wow I LOL’d at this. smh

@shhhmaine HAHAHAHAHA

@wafflehigh thanks for laughing with me! soooo weak. thought i was the only one!

HAHA I LOL’d so hard in the crew room, they all looked at me like I was psycho.

jayrockasaurus:

i wish Mitch Hedberg was still around… RIP

LOL My favorite is the dog and the rice.

Black & White Parents!

• - WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
• - BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
• - WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
• - BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready for this ass whoopin .”
• - WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
• - BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
• - WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
• - BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
• - WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
• - BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
• - WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
• - BlackParent : “Who won ?”
• - WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
• -BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
• - WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
• - BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
• LMAO I relate to all the Black Parent dialogue. It's probably everything I would say to my children.

English Mastiff vs. Chihuahua

spekles:

mylilpwny:

PBR looooooooool.

read this out loud. FDSLFKDSFSDLFKDJSFDS DED

When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house

Interviewer: Who would you play if you were in the cast of Twilight?
Heather: I think i would wanna switch with Taylor Lautner because i get to take off my shirt… What? I don’t know. [/laughs]

LMAO This is why I love Heather Morris.

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thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: In this week’s installment of “cute kid adorably falls asleep while consuming food”: Chocolate ice cream.

[vvv.]

HAHAHA

HAHA

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This is me and Darbs.

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thedailywhat:

Kids Analyze The Darndest Military Operations of the Day: Four kids born after 9/11 sit down with Beck Bennett to offer some truly fresh perspectives on the ramifications of Osama bin Laden’s death.

[mentalfloss.]

LMAO. Kids say the darndest things.

Watch Fresh Perspectives: Libya and Fresh Perspectives: American Debt.

scottyoshimoto:

ahhhhhhhh!

LMAO

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